..off the Wall

160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest rode.

A car traveling 100mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

One punishment for an adulterous wife in medieval France was to make her chase a chicken through town naked.

LMFAO xD

Ex President George W. Bush and Playboy Founder Hugh Hefner are cousins.

fmylife:

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.

WTF xD

John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it was lost during the autopsy.

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When i asked for an example he responded “Like, i don’t have enough time to play World of WarCraft.” FML

In Athens, Greece, a driver’s license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed. :S:S:S

The average person walks the equivalent of twice around the world in his lifetime.

About 1 in 30 people, in the U.S., are in jail,on probation, or on parole. FML