Today we are celebrating the 400th anniversary of one of the best inventions “The Telescope” by .-Galileo Galilei
The NanoSuit Finished. This shit looks so badass OMG
The creation of the NanoSuit for Crysis 2.
Each year, approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives. lmfao
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police’s radio went off and the person on the other line said, “Possible suspect 5’5”, thin”- the officer stopped right then and murmured, “too short and fat” and walked back to his car. FML
WAL-MART generates $3,000,000.00 in revenues every 7 minutes.
Today, i was on my way home when i saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn’t give me a ticket. Then i realized i was walking. FML lol
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